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The ABCs of Book Banning is a 2023 short documentary film, directed by Sheila Nevins; co-directed by Trish Adlesic and Nazenet Habezghi and produced by Trish Adlesic. It premiered at the Woodstock Film Festival, on September 30, 2023.
"}{"fact":"A cat rubs against people not only to be affectionate but also to mark out its territory with scent glands around its face. The tail area and paws also carry the cat\u2019s scent.","length":174}
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Cinaciguat is an experimental drug for the treatment of acute decompensated heart failure.
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\"I Feel the Magic\" is the