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{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
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